JibJab- Goodbye 2010-12-24
Friday, December 31, 2010
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Monday, December 27, 2010
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Friday, December 24, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Monday, December 20, 2010
Sunday, December 19, 2010
The lost art of Proofreading
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program!
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really? Ya think?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
-----------------------------------------------------------
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
---------------------------------------------------------------
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
----------------------------------------------------------
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program!
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
-----------------------------------------------
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
***************************************************
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
*******************************************
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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Saturday, December 18, 2010
Friday, December 17, 2010
A Reading Of ‘A Christmas Carol’
This is in segments on Youtube. If you click to see it on you tube the rest of the segments will be available.
"Mankind is your business"- Merry Christmas!
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Friday, December 10, 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Monday, December 6, 2010
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Friday, December 3, 2010
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Friday, November 26, 2010
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Quotes from famous artists
“On the floor I’m more at ease, I feel nearer, more a part of the painting, since this way I can walk around it, work from the four sides and literally be in the painting.” Jackson Pollock. (abstract impressionist artist)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson_Pollock
"Colour is my day-long obsession, joy and torment”. Claude Monet (Founder of the Impressionist movement)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claude_monet
"A good painter has two main objects to paint, man and the intention of his soul. The former is easy, the latter hard as he has to represent it by the attitude and movement of the limbs.” Leonardo di Vinci (The Mona Lisa is considered the most famous painting in all history; renaissance artista)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonardo_Di_Vinci
“I want to touch people with my art. I want them to say 'he feels deeply, he feels tenderly.' Vincent van Gogh (Post Impressionist) His paintings today as well as Picasso’s are valued in hundreds of millions of dollars.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_van_Gogh
“ You have to systematically create confusion, it sets creativity free. Everything that is contradictory creates life.” “Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.” Salvador Dali (Surrealist)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvador_dali
“When we discovered Cubism, we did not have the aim of discovering Cubism. We only wanted to express what was in us” Pablo Picasso (he created the Cubism Movement) His last painting was sold to thid date over 164 million dlls.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Picasso
“Abstract art places a new world, which on the surface has nothing to do with 'reality,' next to the 'real' world” Wassily Kandinsky (Considered the first painter to do an abstract painting)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wassily_Kandinsky
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson_Pollock
"Colour is my day-long obsession, joy and torment”. Claude Monet (Founder of the Impressionist movement)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claude_monet
"A good painter has two main objects to paint, man and the intention of his soul. The former is easy, the latter hard as he has to represent it by the attitude and movement of the limbs.” Leonardo di Vinci (The Mona Lisa is considered the most famous painting in all history; renaissance artista)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonardo_Di_Vinci
“I want to touch people with my art. I want them to say 'he feels deeply, he feels tenderly.' Vincent van Gogh (Post Impressionist) His paintings today as well as Picasso’s are valued in hundreds of millions of dollars.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_van_Gogh
“ You have to systematically create confusion, it sets creativity free. Everything that is contradictory creates life.” “Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.” Salvador Dali (Surrealist)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvador_dali
“When we discovered Cubism, we did not have the aim of discovering Cubism. We only wanted to express what was in us” Pablo Picasso (he created the Cubism Movement) His last painting was sold to thid date over 164 million dlls.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Picasso
“Abstract art places a new world, which on the surface has nothing to do with 'reality,' next to the 'real' world” Wassily Kandinsky (Considered the first painter to do an abstract painting)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wassily_Kandinsky
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Monday, November 15, 2010
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Friday, November 12, 2010
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Females of the Species make peace with other creatures
Isn't it interesting that mothers of one species can see past the differences and recognize the need that makes all babies precious?
Monday, November 8, 2010
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Indian Festival of Dance Navatri
Can you imagine a culture that dances and loves colour like this? I think it is an amazing feat of peaceful existance.
Friday, November 5, 2010
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Monday, November 1, 2010
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Friday, October 29, 2010
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Monday, October 25, 2010
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Saturday, October 23, 2010
10 things we didn't know last week
Snippets from the week's news, sliced, diced and processed for your convenience.
1. Baseball bats make good violins.
More details (Radio 4's Americana, on iPlayer)
2. Getting drunk quickly is genetic. More details
3. King penguins flirt with other penguins of the same gender but tend not to settle down with them.
4. Leopards' spots are camouflage.
5. The Vatican likes The Simpsons.
6. Germans have been blurring their homes on Google Street View.
7. Sparrows eavesdrop on fighting birds.
8. Labradors shake their bodies to dry off at a frequency of 4.3 Hz.
9. Traces of silver can be found on the moon.
10. A third of iPad owners haven't bothered to download any apps.
1. Baseball bats make good violins.
More details (Radio 4's Americana, on iPlayer)
2. Getting drunk quickly is genetic. More details
3. King penguins flirt with other penguins of the same gender but tend not to settle down with them.
4. Leopards' spots are camouflage.
5. The Vatican likes The Simpsons.
6. Germans have been blurring their homes on Google Street View.
7. Sparrows eavesdrop on fighting birds.
8. Labradors shake their bodies to dry off at a frequency of 4.3 Hz.
9. Traces of silver can be found on the moon.
10. A third of iPad owners haven't bothered to download any apps.
Friday, October 22, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Monday, October 18, 2010
Zheng he
Zheng he is belieived to be the character upon which Sinbad the Sailor was based. He was a Chinese general and eunich who sailed in the 1400's as a emissary of the Emporer of China. Recent archeological evidence will soon make Zheng he a household name especially in China.
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Friday, October 15, 2010
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Monday, October 11, 2010
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Friday, October 8, 2010
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Monday, October 4, 2010
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Friday, October 1, 2010
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Monday, September 13, 2010
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Friday, September 10, 2010
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
The Art of Substance and Absence
The artist speaks about his life and his art is presented starting at about 4 minutes
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Monday, September 6, 2010
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Friday, September 3, 2010
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Monday, August 30, 2010
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Friday, August 27, 2010
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Monday, August 23, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Friday, August 20, 2010
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
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