Friday, December 31, 2010

JibJab- Goodbye 2010

JibJab- Goodbye 2010-12-24


Sunday, December 19, 2010

The lost art of Proofreading

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.





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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really? Ya think?

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

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War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program!

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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

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And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead



Did I read that right?

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Christmas Cannon

Friday, December 17, 2010

Imagination governs the world.



Napoleon

A Reading Of ‘A Christmas Carol’



This is in segments on Youtube. If you click to see it on you tube the rest of the segments will be available.
"Mankind is your business"- Merry Christmas!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Friday, December 10, 2010

Mr. Bean's Christmas

Mr. Beans Christmas





Mr Beans Christmas 2

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Sand art

Quotes from famous artists

On the floor I’m more at ease, I feel nearer, more a part of the painting, since this way I can walk around it, work from the four sides and literally be in the painting.” Jackson Pollock. (abstract impressionist artist)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson_Pollock

"Colour is my day-long obsession, joy and torment”. Claude Monet (Founder of the Impressionist movement)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claude_monet

"A good painter has two main objects to paint, man and the intention of his soul. The former is easy, the latter hard as he has to represent it by the attitude and movement of the limbs.” Leonardo di Vinci (The Mona Lisa is considered the most famous painting in all history; renaissance artista)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonardo_Di_Vinci

I want to touch people with my art. I want them to say 'he feels deeply, he feels tenderly.' Vincent van Gogh (Post Impressionist) His paintings today as well as Picasso’s are valued in hundreds of millions of dollars.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_van_Gogh

You have to systematically create confusion, it sets creativity free. Everything that is contradictory creates life.” “Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.” Salvador Dali (Surrealist)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvador_dali

When we discovered Cubism, we did not have the aim of discovering Cubism. We only wanted to express what was in us” Pablo Picasso (he created the Cubism Movement) His last painting was sold to thid date over 164 million dlls.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Picasso

Abstract art places a new world, which on the surface has nothing to do with 'reality,' next to the 'real' world” Wassily Kandinsky (Considered the first painter to do an abstract painting)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wassily_Kandinsky

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Females of the Species make peace with other creatures

Isn't it interesting that mothers of one species can see past the differences and recognize the need that makes all babies precious?



Sunday, November 7, 2010

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Indian Festival of Dance Navatri

Can you imagine a culture that dances and loves colour like this? I think it is an amazing feat of peaceful existance.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Saturday, October 23, 2010

10 things we didn't know last week

Snippets from the week's news, sliced, diced and processed for your convenience.


1. Baseball bats make good violins.

More details (Radio 4's Americana, on iPlayer)

2. Getting drunk quickly is genetic. More details

3. King penguins flirt with other penguins of the same gender but tend not to settle down with them.

4. Leopards' spots are camouflage.

5. The Vatican likes The Simpsons.

6. Germans have been blurring their homes on Google Street View.

7. Sparrows eavesdrop on fighting birds.

8. Labradors shake their bodies to dry off at a frequency of 4.3 Hz.

9. Traces of silver can be found on the moon.

10. A third of iPad owners haven't bothered to download any apps.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Zheng he























Zheng he is belieived to be the character upon which Sinbad the Sailor was based. He was a Chinese general and eunich who sailed in the 1400's as a emissary of the Emporer of China. Recent archeological evidence will soon make Zheng he a household name especially in China.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

MechaniCards

Wait past the introduction for some marvellously creative art!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Hurdy Gurdy- unknown musical instrument

Hurdy Gurdy


Friday, September 17, 2010

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

The Art of Substance and Absence

The artist speaks about his life and his art is presented starting at about 4 minutes

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Friday, August 27, 2010

Wednesday, August 18, 2010